Grand Theft Morale

Grand Theft Morale is for those shifts where the only thing getting robbed is your will to live. A twist on a very familiar title, this flag sums up every pointless tasking, last‑minute change of plan and “quick favour” that somehow turns into a 16‑hour day.

Bang it up in the block, crew room, office or gaming setup as a public warning that all morale in this area is already spoken for. Lightweight but tough, it hangs easy and quietly reminds everyone that the grind is a bigger thief than any NPC.

Details

100% polyester
Durable knitted fabric
Lightweight but hard‑wearing
Sharp all‑over print
Double‑fold hem
Two iron grommets for easy hanging
Fade‑resistant print
OEKO‑TEX Standard 100 certified fabric

For the ones still turning up, even after their morale got nicked three exercises ago.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, cadmium, phthalates and bisphenol level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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